Good Day Today:

• Got a shower...at 10 PM

• Was reminded that I used to be "normal"- I'll take it since normal is boring and I'd rather be anything but boring.

• Got busted for not reading someones mind and acting on said reading- oops! 100% guaranteed to happen again.

• Cleaned up a wet bum that used to be a cute bum.

• Ran to the bathroom in a hurry to find toilet paper plugging the sink and water pouring EVERYWHERE!
  

• Sorted sight words for an hour.

• Tackled and bullied a lamination machine who fired me up!

• Was asked to no longer discuss something, that is of direct importance to the learning of my child. Ouch, that hurts.
  

Good day today, good day.