1. 10.3 miles is easier then 9.3 miles.
2. The faster I run the less my foot hurts.
3. The sun is actually a giant ice cube that drips its cool water on me every so often.
4. The dump smells like roses after a hot July.
5. Asphalt moves under my feet just like a treadmill belt.
6. Running feels the best on the last mile.
7. Uphill running is my favorite!
8. Sprinklers have special powers that jet propel me faster.
9. I run as fast as the turbo torpedo on Mario Cart Wii.
10. Running for two hours is a breeze!
That's awesome. And what do you mean they are lies? I would believe them.. But ya, I really liked Riley and it wasn't very much of a secret. :)
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