No Pictures on This Post: for obvious reasons.

I need to hurry and post something new before Mick is once again reminded of my last post and proceeds to pinpoint all of my household flaws. I must keep some flaws a surprise.

Mick, the lucky man, now has a years worth of FHE ideas he wants to give tutorials on... to me. I confess, I'm not perfect. And after all this time, I was playing my cards so well. Darn, exposure is not so self assuring.

He adamantly denies the accusation that he does not change or know how to change a toilet paper roll. For the record, I want to clarify that I never accused him of such things, merely suggested he might need a brush up.  Proof is in the new rolls I find sitting on the back of the toilet (a mere twelve inches away from the TP dispenser).

But that is all I'm going to say about that.

This morning I received a serious crusty when, upon leaving a new package of TP on the kitchen counter in the mornings haste, Mick had to retrieve it, from the bathroom... in his birthday suit.

Abbie thought it was funny and gave a response too hilarious to actually write.

Once again, I will reiterate the importance of TP installation tutorial #3.