Flapping in the breeze.

Ola, myself, Jesi and Chelcie

These lovely ladies surprised me with a birthday bash the night before our tri. 

Good time! Complete with flower bra and all. 

20 years ago, I would not have been caught dead roaming Olive Garden and Walmart with one of these eye catchers on. But, when your out on ladies night it's no holds bar, especially when you can laugh at yourself with the best of them. 

To go along with my new top, I received this note wrapped around a Diet Pepsi. Made my night! Each time I reread it I laugh myself silly.

As you can see we are a little late,

But we remember that you are great.

But now it's time to celebrate

So let's have fun for ladies date!

Here are some tips for future times

Rely on your friends for good rhymes.

 If you like honey and lemons together

Jesi gets legs ready for hot weather.

If you want to water proof your beauty

Chelcie will be there in a hurry.

If you feel the need to cuss and swear

Ola will answer your frustrating prayer.

Hope you have a delightful day

Because we all love you (not gay).

Jen of Jen you are so sexy

You deserve a Diet Pepsi!

Happy Birthday!

Quotes of the night:

Said the lady I had been speaking with on and off for five minutes at tri orientation, "Oh, I just noticed your cute top!" Funny, think she thought she was missing out on a new trend.

"Are you getting married soon" our waitress asked.
With marriage 12 years behind my belt I replied "Do I look like a virgin with this on?" pointing to my new apparel. Rumor has it, the waitress looked at me in shock and walked away. We're not quite certain as we were all laughing with eyes shut and tears streaming down our faces. Go figure.

Mick when I walked in the door "What in the freak are you wearing?" He's quite familiar with my boring conservative side.

Non quotes of the night:

Eye contact with creepy men at Walmart, then the eye drop to a part of my body I'd rather not be noticed by creepy men. Word to the wise, if you plan to dress up in a floral bikini top, don't go to Walmart. 

Men young and old being all too chivalrous at any given opportunity.

Snickers, pointing and eye rolls galore. 

Thanks for such a great night ladies! One of the best birthday bashes ever. Now, who wants the "cute top" next?