-Hi, my name is Jen, and I am addicted to Oreo's. Twelve step program please?-Patience is not my virtue though I pray for it daily. Especially this week.
-I've had an Oreo shake everyday this week. Blondies are so much tastier then the good ol' black and white variety!
-Age two is my least favorite age of child rearing.
-It's a good thing Abbie is cute, or she would be locked in a padded room until she's four.
-Four is my favorite age of child rearing (so far).
-Secretly, I wish I had a padded room... for myself.
-Gluttony may be my greatest sin unless quick to frustration of a two year old is more severe.
-I'm not feeling cut out for my job.
-I refuse to brand a child with 'behavioral issues' when they are perfectly normal.
-Some days, I wish I could get laid off with a nice severance package that included a trip to a deserted island with a never ending supply of oreos, vanilla ice cream, milk and a blender.
Sorry you work for the wrong company. But if you ever find a company that gives that kinda severance - I WANT IN!
ReplyDeleteyou are too funny!!!
ReplyDeleteOreo packages aren't even allowed in our house, they're too good!
ReplyDeleteI once babysat a kid that was allergic to everything under the sun, but they could eat Oreos. Turns out there is no natural food substance in them:) B&W doublestuff w/milk is how we roll. Age 4 is the best for sure!
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